This Friday at Bank, we had a competition to draw latte art elephants in coffee. DEFINITELY elephants. DEFINITELY. Not anything else, even though at times there may have been striking similarities (except for Andrew's) Why elephants? Who doesn't love elephants, especially when they are DEFINITELY not really something else...?
Here's how the night went:
The machine of choice. The HANDLES are prepared, and the TIP and SHAFT of the STEAM WAND have been cleaned thoroughly and are FOR ACTION:
Jochem's practise "elephant". It's going to be a HARD act to follow...
Richard MEASURING UP the competition:
The first round is drawn. Looks like some very INTERESTING COUPLINGS.
The night's judges. Looks like they're having to make some pretty HARD decisions.
Miranda is not impressed by her SMALL SPECIMEN
Impressive work. There's going to be some pretty STIFF competition tonight...
Oh no! Richard has SPILLED SOME OF HIS FLUID ON THE FLOOR! Who will have to clean that up?
Erm, Chee SHAKES HIS EQUIPMENT WHILST JOCHEM WATCHES:
Miranda DISPLAYS HER PAIR for Mark:
Andrew got a bit confused about the rules. Drew a... goat instead:
Ross TAKES MIRANDA FROM BEHIND:
WATCHING MY MILKY STREAM very carefully...
Reminds me of my time at the all-male boarding school...
Ok, I can't do it any more. They're not elephants, they're penises. Lots and lots of horrible horrible penises (and Andrew's..."goat"...). All the shapes and sizes you can imagine. I think I'm scarred for life...
Finally, I give you Adam's work of art...
Til next time!
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